neolithic tom mustard
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.You can type sixty words per minute with your feet.
All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when
If someone says "I'll be right back", they won't.
You channel surf faster without a remote.
Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
If staying in a haunted house, women must investigate any strange noises in their most diaphanous un
ps you come up with, and hear the music in your head.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
"What is the company motto?"
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